Hello there!
I am nobody. Oh, are you nobody too? Great, we have a pair then.
How great it is to be nobody. Almost like being invisible. Devoid of all the piercing attention; unwanted, undeserved. What freedom in being nobody. Answerable to none, none to question to. Oh what joy to be detached.
How dreary to be someone; with a name, a position, a description. Always in the public eye, always associated with something, daylong.
But don't tell this yet to someone that we are no one. They will banish us!