I have a dream

Now is the time to ask real questions to our existence. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of attachment and ride to the sunlit path of reason.

I have a dream that one day the Schrödinger's cat may be both dead and alive, all at the same time.

I have a dream that one day my little girl lives in a nation where the chicken can cross the road without having its motives being questioned. I dream of a utopia where all catch-22 situations can be solved by having all the things that one needs, where needs and wants are the same.

I have a dream that one day the glory of Santa Claus shall reveal itself in flesh and bones only if the moon landing wasn't fake.

I have a dream they one day the first number that can be considered 'dull' rather than 'intresting' becomes intresting because of that fact.

I have a dream that one day Mickey is a black mouse, He Man is gay and the Teletubbies grow up.

I have a dream that one day an immovable object hits and unstoppable force and the energy crisis are solved forever. I have a dream that one day the centrifugal force pushes the tea leaves to the edge of the cup instead of assembling them in the center.

I have a dream that 0.9999... one day becomes 1 and all integers positive and negative, add up to 0.

I have a dream that one day we have enough space and just as much time. I dream to travel back in time and kill myself, thus making myself immortal. I have a dream to meet master Turning in my dreams while he is dreaming of his machine.

I dream of a world where an omnipotent being creates a rock impossible for itself to lift.

I have a dream to one day gaze at Neitzsche and that Neitzsche gazes back at the infinity of stupidity.

I have a dream that one day we take the blue pill and finally realize that we are all brains in vats.